14 December 2007
THE SECOND DAY OF SPIDERRIFFMAS: FARLEY KATZ
DID SOMEBODY CALL THE EXTERMINATOR?! Yolanda?! Ha ha! Nope with a capital P! But seriously this is your man The Real Spiderfang, aka the Nope Pope, aka Three-Piece Crank Addict, aka Spiderfang, aka Frosty the All-Organic Hummus-Eating Snowman, aka Lemme Just Say that it is with great pleasure to say that it is the second day of Spiderriffmas here at Riff Market. This week and next I got lined up some of the hottest talent in the game to tell you all what's what. What?! For the next week or so you're gonna be getting your internet Neutrogena on at the riff sink and every damn day there's gonna be like a hundred spiders crawling out the drain being like "damn lover you're gonna need a lot more than 2.5% salicylic to stop this breakout"--let the boys be boys am I right?!?! Each contributor to the 12 Days of Spiderriffmas was told listen: OK I'll let you jump on a record, but listen Kite Runner! You got 35 minutes max. Because I do not want no Bonfire of the Vanitas like last year. So the only rule was: Thou shalt not write more than 35 minutes--capito? 2006 may have been the Year of the Dog but you don't gotta ask Charlotte to know 2007 is the Year of Some Pig. Rell! XOXO. -FANG
YEAR IN RIFFS: FARLEY KATZ
WAR AND PEACE
97 S'FANGS
Labels: year-in-riffs-2007
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